Your name is NIKKOLAS WILLUS VANTAS, because your parents couldn’t agree on ANYTHING SHORTER. Not that it matters - you enjoy MOVIES OF ALL GENRES regardless of the presance of your namesakes. You DON’T ENJOY WORRYING, but you DO THIS REGARDLESS of being 13. You’re NOT SURE WHY.
BRO is BEST MORAIL, no debates. You have SYTHEKIND as your STRIFE SPECIBI, and it’s PRETTY DARN COOL.
Your handle is LYINGEYERUS.
you type like your dad most of the time, BUT WILL OCCASIONALLY RESORT TO EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS WHEN EVERYONE IS BEING IDIOTIC NOOKWHIFFS AND NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND LET SO- ahem…
- nikkolas willus vantas
- your parents
- it fucking has parents
- its sign is actually only a combination of the breath and cancer symbols
- this one is also 13 sweeps/28 years old