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Your name is NIKKOLAS WILLUS VANTAS, because your parents couldn’t agree on ANYTHING SHORTER. Not that it matters - you enjoy MOVIES OF ALL GENRES regardless of the presance of your namesakes. You DON’T ENJOY WORRYING, but you DO THIS REGARDLESS of being 13. You’re NOT SURE WHY.
BRO is BEST MORAIL, no debates. You have SYTHEKIND as your STRIFE SPECIBI, and it’s PRETTY DARN COOL.
Your handle is LYINGEYERUS.
you type like your dad most of the time, BUT WILL OCCASIONALLY RESORT TO EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS WHEN EVERYONE IS BEING IDIOTIC NOOKWHIFFS AND NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND LET SO- ahem…

nikkolas willus vantas
your parents
it fucking has parents
its sign is actually only a combination of the breath and cancer symbols
this one is also 13 sweeps/28 years old

Your name is NIKKOLAS WILLUS VANTAS, because your parents couldn’t agree on ANYTHING SHORTER. Not that it matters - you enjoy MOVIES OF ALL GENRES regardless of the presance of your namesakes. You DON’T ENJOY WORRYING, but you DO THIS REGARDLESS of being 13. You’re NOT SURE WHY.

BRO is BEST MORAIL, no debates. You have SYTHEKIND as your STRIFE SPECIBI, and it’s PRETTY DARN COOL.

Your handle is LYINGEYERUS.

you type like your dad most of the time, BUT WILL OCCASIONALLY RESORT TO EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS WHEN EVERYONE IS BEING IDIOTIC NOOKWHIFFS AND NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP AND LET SO- ahem…

  • nikkolas willus vantas
  • your parents
  • it fucking has parents
  • its sign is actually only a combination of the breath and cancer symbols
  • this one is also 13 sweeps/28 years old

Your name is BRO STRIDER, and GOD do you LOVE MESSING WITH PEOPLE, if TERRIBLE PUNS and IRONY OUT OF CONTEXT weren’t enough. You’re kind of a DISGRACE to the Strider name, and have a penchant for FLARING UP WIH PASSIONATE DISPLAYS for NO GOOD REASON.
At 13, you have a MORAIL but nothing else - NIKK is the best.
Your specibi type is CLUBKIND, and is perfect for BREAKING KNEECAPS. Who uses those anyways?
Your chumhandle is QUEENBROSKI.
YoU TYOE howeVER the FUCK yOU wNta

who even is this
is this bro
bro strider
it’s a troll and apparently 13 so 13 sweeps is about 28 years
your chumhandle is queenbroski
YoU TYOU howeVER the FUCK yOU wNta.

Your name is BRO STRIDER, and GOD do you LOVE MESSING WITH PEOPLE, if TERRIBLE PUNS and IRONY OUT OF CONTEXT weren’t enough. You’re kind of a DISGRACE to the Strider name, and have a penchant for FLARING UP WIH PASSIONATE DISPLAYS for NO GOOD REASON.

At 13, you have a MORAIL but nothing else - NIKK is the best.

Your specibi type is CLUBKIND, and is perfect for BREAKING KNEECAPS. Who uses those anyways?

Your chumhandle is QUEENBROSKI.

YoU TYOE howeVER the FUCK yOU wNta

  • who even is this
  • is this bro
  • bro strider
  • it’s a troll and apparently 13 so 13 sweeps is about 28 years
  • your chumhandle is queenbroski
  • YoU TYOU howeVER the FUCK yOU wNta.

Your name is CASANOVA STRIDER, for IRONIC PURPOSES of which your father NEVER GOT AROUND TO EXPLAINING. You are actually COMPLETELY BLIND in your right eye, but do fairly well at KEEPING IT A SECRET. Your interests include HANGING OUT IN TREES and telling cold hard truths NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR.  You’re close friends with POSEIDON - or POPO as he lets you get away with calling him - and as such have a DEEP PASSIONATE HATRED for his brother DUO. But not the CREEPY BLACKROM KIND, because as your father has always raised you to believe, QUADRANTS ARE STUPID. You do have a crush on someone, but you’re FAIRLY SURE they have NO IDEA YOU ARE ALIVE, and your father BLAMES HIMSELF, because apparently having UNREQUITED ROMANTIC INCLINATIONS towards BUCK-TEETHED MORONS runs in the family. You DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. As it is with all STRIDER’s - not including your HALF-SISTER BRO - your specibi is SWORDKIND. Your father DID NOT GIVE YOU MUCH OF A CHOICE. Your chumhandle is ANTAGONISTICFEATHERBRAIN. you type in all lower case, but use proper punctuation otherwise.

casanova strider
your father
creepy blackrom
quadrants are stupid
half-sister bro
your chumhandle is antagonisticfeatherbrain

Your name is CASANOVA STRIDER, for IRONIC PURPOSES of which your father NEVER GOT AROUND TO EXPLAINING. You are actually COMPLETELY BLIND in your right eye, but do fairly well at KEEPING IT A SECRET. Your interests include HANGING OUT IN TREES and telling cold hard truths NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR.

You’re close friends with POSEIDON - or POPO as he lets you get away with calling him - and as such have a DEEP PASSIONATE HATRED for his brother DUO. But not the CREEPY BLACKROM KIND, because as your father has always raised you to believe, QUADRANTS ARE STUPID. You do have a crush on someone, but you’re FAIRLY SURE they have NO IDEA YOU ARE ALIVE, and your father BLAMES HIMSELF, because apparently having UNREQUITED ROMANTIC INCLINATIONS towards BUCK-TEETHED MORONS runs in the family.

You DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

As it is with all STRIDER’s - not including your HALF-SISTER BRO - your specibi is SWORDKIND. Your father DID NOT GIVE YOU MUCH OF A CHOICE.

Your chumhandle is ANTAGONISTICFEATHERBRAIN.
you type in all lower case, but use proper punctuation otherwise.

  • casanova strider
  • your father
  • creepy blackrom
  • quadrants are stupid
  • half-sister bro
  • your chumhandle is antagonisticfeatherbrain

Your name is POSEIDON CAPTOR-AMPORA; though people who you are VERY CLOSE TO can sometimes get away with calling you PO. You are a bit of a FASHION DIVA, which your father claims is ENTIRELY YOUR DAD’S FAULT. Despite being a SEATROLL, you actually suffer from SEVERE HYDROPHOBIA, and prefer to STAY ON LAND. Mainly because you kind of SUCK AT SWIMMING. You have SUCCESSFULLY FILLED your CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, though your heart ISN’T REALLY IN IT. But it is SURPRISINGLY EASY for your to pretend you HATE YOUR BROTHER, so no one must know. Of course RUFIO is well-aware, but has promised NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, because he is BEST MORAIL. You have a HARPOONKIND SPECIBI; which is kind of INCONVENIENT due to your AVERSIONS TO WATER.Your chumhandle is KINGTRIDENT.You replaces all your ‘f’s with ‘ph and capitalize all your ‘W’s.

poseidon captor-ampora
your father
your dad
your brother
rufio
your chumhandle is kingtrident

Your name is POSEIDON CAPTOR-AMPORA; though people who you are VERY CLOSE TO can sometimes get away with calling you PO. You are a bit of a FASHION DIVA, which your father claims is ENTIRELY YOUR DAD’S FAULT. Despite being a SEATROLL, you actually suffer from SEVERE HYDROPHOBIA, and prefer to STAY ON LAND. Mainly because you kind of SUCK AT SWIMMING.

You have SUCCESSFULLY FILLED your CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, though your heart ISN’T REALLY IN IT. But it is SURPRISINGLY EASY for your to pretend you HATE YOUR BROTHER, so no one must know. Of course RUFIO is well-aware, but has promised NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, because he is BEST MORAIL.

You have a HARPOONKIND SPECIBI; which is kind of INCONVENIENT due to your AVERSIONS TO WATER.

Your chumhandle is KINGTRIDENT.
You replaces all your ‘f’s with ‘ph and capitalize all your ‘W’s.

  • poseidon captor-ampora
  • your father
  • your dad
  • your brother
  • rufio
  • your chumhandle is kingtrident
twinarmaget-it-on:


Your name is DUO CAPTOR-AMPORA. Yes, you have FOUR ARMS - this is a wonderful advantage when it comes to your INFATUATION WITH STUPID HUMAN STRING GAMES. CATS CRADLE is your favorite, followed closely by JACOBS LADDER. Yes that sounds STUPID, STFU. Your HACKING is MEDIOCRE AT BEST, but YOU DONT CARE. You COULDN’T CARE LESS about WIZARDS AND MAGIC.
You have HIGH HOPES of one day wooing NIKK into your RED QUADRANT. Your younger brother POISEDON already FILLS YOUR BLACK. Because FUCK HUMAN FAMILY TREE THINGS.
Your SPECIBI is STRINGKIND; however your aunt has been TEACHING YOU NEEDLEKIND, and you COMBINE PSIIONIICS WITH BOTH.
Your chumhandle is DUALTWINREX.
You try to upkeeeep proper grammmmar and syntax„ but sometimes you slip.. You double doubles and punctuation..



duo captor-ampora
nikk
younger brother
poisedon
aunt
your chumhandle is dualtwinrex
four arms
yellowblooded seadweller
this was in the “psiioniic” tag

twinarmaget-it-on:

Your name is DUO CAPTOR-AMPORA. Yes, you have FOUR ARMS - this is a wonderful advantage when it comes to your INFATUATION WITH STUPID HUMAN STRING GAMES. CATS CRADLE is your favorite, followed closely by JACOBS LADDER. Yes that sounds STUPID, STFU. Your HACKING is MEDIOCRE AT BEST, but YOU DONT CARE. You COULDN’T CARE LESS about WIZARDS AND MAGIC.

You have HIGH HOPES of one day wooing NIKK into your RED QUADRANT. Your younger brother POISEDON already FILLS YOUR BLACK. Because FUCK HUMAN FAMILY TREE THINGS.

Your SPECIBI is STRINGKIND; however your aunt has been TEACHING YOU NEEDLEKIND, and you COMBINE PSIIONIICS WITH BOTH.

Your chumhandle is DUALTWINREX.

You try to upkeeeep proper grammmmar and syntax„ but sometimes you slip.. You double doubles and punctuation..

  • duo captor-ampora
  • nikk
  • younger brother
  • poisedon
  • aunt
  • your chumhandle is dualtwinrex
  • four arms
  • yellowblooded seadweller
  • this was in the “psiioniic” tag
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aviatingScorcher, known as Fuego Donovhan, is almost dead-set persistent, but only temporarily so, as his interests are very varietised. The first thing you see him doing is working on the underside of a floating vehicle of some sort, making it apparent his current interest is vehicular mechanics.
The only other known assosiate is umbranApprentice, who may get her own page very soon.
He once had a short lived interest for Chemistry, made apparent by the Biojiji Dilockside stain on the floor of his personal respite, Biojij Dilockside being a compound of Biolin, Jijilide, and Locksime.

Caste: Dark Orange

aviatingScorcher, known as Fuego Donovhan, is almost dead-set persistent, but only temporarily so, as his interests are very varietised. The first thing you see him doing is working on the underside of a floating vehicle of some sort, making it apparent his current interest is vehicular mechanics.

The only other known assosiate is umbranApprentice, who may get her own page very soon.


He once had a short lived interest for Chemistry, made apparent by the Biojiji Dilockside stain on the floor of his personal respite, Biojij Dilockside being a compound of Biolin, Jijilide, and Locksime.

  • Caste: Dark Orange

Your name is VANDUO KOLANI. You are an avid AMATEUR SCIENTIST; although your experiments rarely end in success, you are certain you will one day make some sort of TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH. To this end, you study as many branches of science as possible.
You are a rather relaxed person, unusual among your species. You are obsessed with WATER and are frequently known to swim in the RIVER that flows by your hive. You have also known to attempt SURFING on the rare occasion you risk heading to the ocean. You deepest wish is to become an AQUATIC TROLL and live out the remainder of your life UNDERWATER.
You have harnessed the power of the river’s flowing water through a complex system of CANALS AND WATERWHEELS that run your hive’s ELECTRODYNAMO. This is one of only two of your SUCCESSFUL INVENTIONS, the other being the MAGNIFYING LENS ARRAY strapped to your head.
Your TrollTag is aquaticTinkerer and your typin reflects a laid back attitued.

Your name is VANDUO KOLANI. You are an avid AMATEUR SCIENTIST; although your experiments rarely end in success, you are certain you will one day make some sort of TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH. To this end, you study as many branches of science as possible.

You are a rather relaxed person, unusual among your species. You are obsessed with WATER and are frequently known to swim in the RIVER that flows by your hive. You have also known to attempt SURFING on the rare occasion you risk heading to the ocean. You deepest wish is to become an AQUATIC TROLL and live out the remainder of your life UNDERWATER.

You have harnessed the power of the river’s flowing water through a complex system of CANALS AND WATERWHEELS that run your hive’s ELECTRODYNAMO. This is one of only two of your SUCCESSFUL INVENTIONS, the other being the MAGNIFYING LENS ARRAY strapped to your head.

Your TrollTag is aquaticTinkerer and your typin reflects a laid back attitued.